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Abraham Lincoln An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. Dylan Thomas Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Alan Dundes The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein "Do not take life too seriously.
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1. "When you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly I can!' Then get busy and find out how to do it." —Theodore Roosevelt 2. "Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion." —Tina Fey.
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Oscar Wilde. Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
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Katharine Whitehorn The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts. Conan O'Brien I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals. Brigid Brophy Men don't get cellulite. God just might be a man. Rita Rudner
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So each is inevitably disappointed." ~ Albert Einstein "Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract." ~ Kathy Lette "When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason." ~ Molly McGee "Lord, lord, how subject we men are to this vice of lying." ~ William Shakespeare
